Everytime he speaks a forest commits suicide

He likes to think that he's right all the time...

More goodies from the ex-Chancellor. Not satisfied with giving us the economy we have today (and we don't need to congratulate him on that), the talentless barrel-slag of a daughter, and that eternal Sad Sack head of his but he now wants to trash the world's climate with his trash. Does he not like humanity?

I'd personally chop down all the forests near his big country house so that the cunt won't have any oxygen to breathe.